Sunday, 5 March 2017

25 things to forgive yourself for


I'm very talented at making a fool of myself. I beat myself up for it far too much so I wanted to write something a little bit fun for all of the people in my court out there who feel bad about poor life choices and drinking too much. Life is far too short, forgive yourself!
  1. Cheat meals – Two for Tuesday will forever be my nemesis but it’s cool, I totally deserve it…
  2. Being uber jealous of that girl at the gym with the Victoria secret sports bra and a gravity defying boobs/ass combo
  3. Buying all of the shoes
  4. Drinking ten shots of tequila and making a twat of yourself at the local bar
  5. Completing the above with photographic evidence appearing all over Facebook the next day
  6. Smashing your iPhone – We’ve all done it
  7. Meeting your idol and taking a horrific selfie of the two of your where you have a million chins and grease face – at least you got to meet them!
  8. Sleeping til noon
  9. Not having a bloody clue what you’re going to do with the rest of your life
  10. Showing up at work with your skirt on backwards – mornings are hard but you got out of bed today, YAY for you
  11. Being one of those people that gives a ton of great advice but never uses any of it in your own life
  12. Dropping your phone on your face whilst trying to look at it lying down
  13. Having a rush of confidence at the gym in your own ability to be a gymnast and walking out of there with an ice pack
  14. Gossiping just a little bit about someone that is on the wrong side of karma
  15. Throwing shapes like BeyoncĂ© and realising you’re more of a Dad dancer
  16. Having a life savings total of £200 that you’re actually saving for holiday money
  17. Not living your life the way somebody else thinks you should
  18. Instagram stalking your ex – boyfriend or best friend, Insta was made for Ex stalking
  19. Turning your big Friday night into bedtime at nine – it’s been a long week
  20. Forgetting to text back
  21. Listening to the same song over and over until you hate it – it was your jam, now you need some space
  22. Keeping up with the Kardashians maybe just a little
  23. Buying the latest trend only to keep it in your wardrobe with the tags still on
  24. Wearing yoga pants and doing absolutely nothing that resembles yoga
  25. Having a five year plan is mostly question marks and crossed out ideas


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